Gripes These have been accruing over the past couple of weeks.

1. Dry, comfortable, innocent and un-expecting socks stepping on wet floors.

2. The un-swallow-ability of herbal medication and vitamins and how they become lodged in your esophagus forcing you to dissolve their outer shell in another place besides your stomach, which is comfortably and naturally located far away from your tongue.

3. Cheese whiz = 10% cheese, 90% whiz

4. When the water running out of your faucet looks like you have a leak in your septic tank, which you fear may lie irrationally close to your water pipes

5. When faced with an undesirable task, some self-ordained leader in your group says "we have to do this..." when they really mean "you have to do this..."

6. Getting dumped for Jesus

7. The indeterminable spawning of grime and stink on even my most expensive sandals

8. My obsessive-compulsive attention to previous gripe

9. When my rolling papers don't stick and I have to start over

10. People who comment on blogs and the first thing they ask you is 'asl?'. It's like they are serial dating and can't take the time to write out 'age,' 'sex,' and 'location.' If they don't abbreviate it, they'll not meet as many potential cyber lovers.

Currently listening to:
Pneumonia
by Whiskeytown

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