Beat Cuisine, Installment 1
Ryan's Late-Nite Steak and Eggs:
(aka, "all caught up in the sticky juices of amore")
You will need:
- one GFS pre-made frozen hamburger patty
- eggs, 2
- A-1, 1 tbsp of
- Lawry's seasoning salt
- water, 1 tbsp of
- vegatable oil, 1 tbsp of
- skillet with lid
- any other ludicrous shit you normally like on your eggs/burgers
Steps to perfection:
- Thaw frozen patty
- Season it and add oil and A-1
- Crack open the eggs
- Cook till the meat is rare and the egg whites have started to solidify
- Add water and cover for a minute or so
- Serves ONE hungry dude
mmmm...that's G-E-W-D, gewd!
note: I reccommend a good bowl of super-sweet oatmeal to ensure safe passage of this dish.